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Ragnar and Juliet



Concubine Boogaloo
Lucy Woodhull

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Concubine Boogaloo

Lucy Woodhull

The hilarious sequel to the sci-fi romance RAGNAR AND JULIET!

Sometimes the biggest risk a lady can take is not battling an evil planetary emperor with questionable taste in muttonchops, but baring her heart to the alien she loves. And his tail.

If you're a bounty-hunting floozy with a stellar rack, what do you do when an evil despot is hell-bent on your destruction?
Stage a coup of his planet, of course.

Juliet Lawrence's plans for defeating King Bob the Nefarious are going better than her relationship with hunky alien ship captain, Ragnar Manscape. Oh, the sex is great. His pecs and their laughs are top notch. The meeting with his parents goes … somewhat worse. It's always a bad sign when your boyfriend's folks choose the family spider over you.

The secret Juliet's been keeping from Ragnar doesn't help—uncomfortable conversations about "feelings" are not her forte. Fortunately, Juliet has lots of time to plot the downfall of King Bob’s intergalactic concubine slave trade once Ragnar unceremoniously dumps her.

Can Juliet defeat King Assface with the help of her computer genius ex-boyfriend Erit, their flying toilet, and her brand new nun habit? Will Ragnar leave Juliet to the space wolves or go along with her crazy plan to topple a government using hair pins? And can Juliet really have it all while maintaining bouncy, manageable hair? Find out in RAGNAR AND JULIET 2: CONCUBINE BOOGALOO, the sequel to RAGNAR and JULIET, the book Just Erotic Romance Reviews called “…delightful! This book definitely goes in my re-read stack to keep me warm this winter!"

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Genres: Romance. Romantic Comedy. Science Fiction Romance.

Ragnar and Juliet
Lucy Woodhull

Ragnar and Juliet 1.0

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Ragnar and Juliet

Lucy Woodhull

RAGNAR AND JULIET, a romantic comedy space opera, is a lesson in why bounty hunting hot men can be terrible for a girl's health, but glorious for her everything else.

Bounty hunting is usually so easy. Flash a little cleavage, mix a roofie cocktail, and Juliet has her man right where she wants him: out cold, ready to be swapped for cash. Her passions are freedom, trashy clothes, and pie -- not necessarily in that order.

Hunky alien ship captain Ragnar doesn't deserve torture at the hands of the psychotic king who hired Juliet; he liberated one of William the Nefarious' illegal concubines. Juliet can't ignore such a noble act. She doesn't trust men, but this one, with the kindest smile she's ever seen, picks away at her resolve to stay aloof and clothed. He's just so... nice! Crazy she can deal with; sincerity is terrifying.

Before she gives in to her irrational urge to get a timeshare with him (and his cute tail), they're caught by the bad guys. Ragnar disappears and abandons her to her disgusting captors -- so much for togetherness. Perhaps he's not such a saint. Even worse, Nefarious William has nominated her for Concubine of the Evening. This dubious honor does not thrill her, and only a few hours remain before the king's mind control drugs obliterate her free will.

Sexual slavery might not be fatal, but Juliet would rather die.

Of course, the third option (run away to a beach and hump Ragnar silly) is best, if they can live that long.

Also available is the sequel, RAGNAR AND JULIET 2: CONCUBINE BOOGALOO!

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Praise for RAGNAR AND JULIET

"Juliet is a rare gem of a character. I revel in a character like this because she is smart, funny,snarky, and just a little bit slutty, and she makes no apologies for who she is. I could only wish to be like that."  --  Bookwenches.com

"I enjoyed this one so much, I read it in onesitting... For lots of fun, some ridiculous situations and even silliercharacters, a whole lotta love-making, and a darn good story, Iwholeheartedly recommend Ragnar and Juliet by Lucy Woodhull. Read it and you'll be glad you did!"  -- TwoLipsReviews.com

"Ms. Woodhull's humor avoided slapstick and had me laughing almost every page.  When Juliet finally handles her commitment issues and quitsrunning from Ragnar, I wanted to cheer. --  JustEroticRomanceReviews.com

Praise for RAGNAR AND JULIET 2: CONCUBINE BOOGALOO

"This is a hilarious book. It is equal to theoriginal in its wild characters, even wilder situations, andwell-written dialogue. I laughed my way through the first one whilewondering what was going to happen next." -- TwoLipsReviews.com

About the Author

Lucy Woodhull has always loved le steamy romance. And laughing. And both things at the same time, although that can getawkward. Her motto is "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry andyou'll short-circuit your Kindle." That's why she writes funny books,because goodness knows we all need to escape the real world once in awhile. She believes in red lipstick, equality, and the interrobang.Hailing from Southern California, she daydreams with her husband and avery fat cat who doesn't like you.

Previous Title: First published by Liquid Silver Books

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Genres: Science Fiction. Romance. Romantic Comedy. Science Fiction Romance.

TROPES

. alien. alien abduction. alien contact. alien romance. alpha male. alternate reality. ambassador. amnesia. antihero. antiheroine. apocalypse by alien. apocalypse by dragon. aristocrats. arranged marriage. assassins. asteroid prison. barbarian romance. BDSM. Beauty and the Beast. bikers. biopunk. breeding. capture romance. cat shifter. Cinderella. conspiracy. crashed. crime fighting. cyberpunk. cyborg. detective. doctor. dragon shifter. duct-tape spaceship mechanic. enemies to lovers. enhanced humans. espionage. evil corp. evil scientist. exploration. fairy-tale. fake marriage. firefighter. first contact. fix the past. floating city. forced marriage. hopedark. Invisible Woman. Island of Dr. Morealab-enhanced humans. kilts. kink. lab-enhanced humans. mail order bride. marriage of convenience. Mars Needs Women. mates. medieval. mercenaries. military. monster romance. monsters. musician. other worlds. parallel universe. planetary colonization. prison. prison break. prisoner. prison ship. Psy-Changeling. psychic. Qurilixen World. ranchers. Rapunzel. rebels. rebuilding after the apocalypse. Regency. royalty & nobility. Rumpelstiltskin. second chance romance. secret identity. shifter. Shifters. slaves. space. space pirates. spaceship captain. special ops. superhero. super soldier. superstar. tails. tentacles. time travel. truckers. vampires. Victorian. viking. war. warlord. warrior. werewolves. witches. wolf shifter. zombies.